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LHHH Episode 3

Teairra AND Ray J are childish. And I wonder if Teairra really has feminine issues or if the producers of the show thought that would be a fun but realisitic way to spice things up… Now if it IS real, I can’t blame her for jumping on ol girl and Ray J for calling her out on the Monistat and BV shit. That’s super embarrassing. And wrong for them to throw that in her face. (BTW why did they go through her purse in the first place? We are not 6 and in church looking for chewing gum in mama’s bag. That makes his new girl childish as well.) Ultimately though she gotta be bipolar or something. The way she goes off on EVERYBODY? Like ugh, calm down.

Soulja Boy &  are… kids. At this point I don’t take their relationship any more serious than he does. I mean he is a young, 20-something rapper… why she feeling like these marriage rules can come into play, I’m not sure. Let that mane be, you already knew what you’d be dealing with…

Omarion & Apryl & Mama Leslie’s predicament don’t seem all that serious to me, so… idk. I will say that I was disappointed to see that he shaved in this episode… cuz I am loving him and that beard. Omarion steel fine, mane. And Mama Leslie got to be sick. I remember when she was doing hair and makeup for B2k in their behind the scenes videos. She used to be so pretty and bubbly. Now I can tell she is sick, that is neither here nor there, but I think she is being a bit selfish. Apryl ain’t trying to replace her, she just trying to be cordial and build rapport so they can lean on each other when O is on the road. Ain’t nobody trying to replace you, woman.

Hazel-E is SO hard to look at during confessionals. And she is putting so much into reading these cue cards honey please relax a bit. But.. seems like she was angry about Teairra turning up on her and was sooo bothered that she moved out. I don’t blame her but… Really? You hurt? They probably aren’t even real friends. I’m sure they aren’t. They have no onscreen chemistry and no scenes together prior to them getting into it. And as long as she knows she Berg main hoe but still one of his hoes at the end of the day, why does she keep pushing the issue for them to be legit? Chile, you ain’t on that level.

Mally Mall seems to reserved for this show. He brings no fire to it whatsoever. He just says his lines and.. lol I mean he’s pretty plain. I guess I thought he would be cooler or disrespectful or something but Idk. He’s boring, but for some reason I like him. At least he’s not trying to act a certain way or show out for the camera. He is lying to Masika though. She ain’t the only one. 

Fizz so gatdamn fine. I remember he let himself go at one point but mane, he cleaned back up and bayybehhh look… anyway. I see he hard on BM though. I mean she seems a lil dramatic and kooky but he’s so mean lol. I agree that Amanda didn’t need to meet up with her though. Unwanted trouble…

I was done with reality tv. The only reason I’m watching this is for Omarion and Fizz. And even though they are still adorable as ever, the fakeness of these scenes… Idkk if I can make it to the end. 
THe cue card confessionals
The same opening to every conversation between “friends” - So what’s going on with you and ___? Like, ugh, we know yall are not real friends. 
The visine tears… 

10:01 pm  •  30 September 2014

Spontaneous Lit

Read my short fiction and comment, please.

12:11 pm  •  30 September 2014

i-am-matticus:

havea-nicedaze:

c0urtneys:

b0mbb:

wall-flawer:

rip-aaliyah:

man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

Oh my gosh this is amazing

wow

No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth

That looks like heaven

i-am-matticus:

havea-nicedaze:

c0urtneys:

b0mbb:

wall-flawer:

rip-aaliyah:

man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

Oh my gosh this is amazing

wow

No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth

That looks like heaven

(Source: fieldguidetobirds, via mayaontherocks)

12:16 am  •  30 September 2014  •  716,952 notes

#averagegirlmondays

#averagegirlmondays

9:13 am  •  29 September 2014  •  2 notes

Remember when I said dry eyes are the worst?

I take that back.
Well no, I add on to it.
Period zits are the worst, too.

11:54 pm  •  28 September 2014

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:


she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS
OKAY
I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

#FRIENDS I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU#DO NOT TRY TO WALK OR SWIM OUT OF A BLOCK PIT#GET YOURSELF HORIZONTAL#AND THEN ROLL OUT#IT WORKS JUST LIKE TANK TREADS GOING OVER UNEVEN TERRAIN#ITS THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GET SOME TRACTION AND NOT GET SUCKED BACK IN
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS
DONT PANIC
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

it really doesn’t look that difficult but as far as me trying one, forget it. yall ruined it.

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

chusovitina:

hanamon:

kanaya-maryam-is-dead:

angryvriska:

cyberacat:

youtastedalektable:

she had a tough time getting out of the block pit

IF YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN I A BLOCK PIT THEN YOU DONT KNWO THE FEAR. IT SUCKS YOU IN DEEPER AS YOU TRY TO MOVE. IT’S LIKE THE MUGGLE’S DEVIL’S SNARE MAN.

YOU HAVE TO USE ALL YOUR STRENGTH TO GET OUT OF THOSE FUCKERS

OKAY

I HAVE BEEN IN ONE AND ITS LIKE SWIMMING IF YOU DON’T STOP MOVING YOU EITHER FLOAT OR SINK THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN

WE HAD THESE WHEN I USED TO BE IN GYMNASTICS AND I HATED THESE FUCKING THINGS THEY SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

I ONCE GOT STUCK AT THE BOTTOM OF ONE OF THESE AND WHEN PEOPLE CAME TO LOOK FOR ME, I GOT STEPPED ON TWICE

so when i was seven i got stuck at the bottom of one and i blacked out. apparently it took them 45 minutes to empty the pit enough to find me. my therapist believes this is why i have claustrophobia.

At least she’s face up. The worst is when you go in head first. I’ve been pulled out by my toes several times.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST YOU UN-ATHLETIC FRICKERS

DONT PANIC

TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT

it really doesn’t look that difficult but as far as me trying one, forget it. yall ruined it.

(via mindofamaybaby)

10:59 pm  •  28 September 2014  •  359,417 notes

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9:26 am  •  27 September 2014  •  4,998 notes

blackourstory:

THIS is why they don’t teach you about Fannie Lou Hamer - even in February.


Oh, we know about her.

blackourstory:

THIS is why they don’t teach you about Fannie Lou Hamer - even in February.

Oh, we know about her.

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9:18 am  •  27 September 2014  •  6,449 notes

Dry Eyes is so horrible.

Can you make it go away or does it start with you forever?

12:04 am  •  26 September 2014  •  1 note

For anyone who MIGHT care, I finally put up the second part to my short story “Nic’s Night Out” on my wordpress.

http://spontaneouslit.wordpress.com/

Be warned, there’s a little language in there. :)

3:54 pm  •  25 September 2014  •  2 notes

tranzient:

FRANK
FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE
I JUST…
I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN
IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.
OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

lol i hate yall

tranzient:

FRANK

FRANK, MAN, YOU’RE ALIVE

I JUST…

I SAW THIS HANDBAG MAN

IT LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU.

OH FRANK I’M SO RELIEVED.

lol i hate yall

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2:06 pm  •  25 September 2014  •  321,323 notes

djelevatedpoet said: Hi! Thanks for following. I hope you enjoy my blog and my poetry. Peace and Love

:) No problem. 

2:03 pm  •  25 September 2014  •  1 note